Remeber, hes got nothing better to offer you than drunk words and hairy balls.
today was the first day of rush. talking to girls all day makes me sick of having a uterus.
There's three frat guys comparing how you were in bed. apparently you have gotten worse with time
It's official. 2011 is the year of sport fucking
When I found her she was drinking wine out of a plastic bag in a bathroom stall, staring at herself in the mirror and crying hysterically. Cabo does things to a person...
I'm stealing this baby.
Well I always support illegal activity but where would you put it?
I think that was him coming out to me. I just brushed it off
Please root for the ravens. I now have oral sex riding on this and it's been sooooo long
In other news, I apparently ate my retainers while rolling last night.
I think my ph in my vagina is actually off from the lack of sex I've had this break compared to finals week.
SORRY FOR THE CAPS. I DIDNT CHANGE IT IN TIME AND ITS TOO FAR TO GO BACK NOW. PS IM SUPER BAKED
I just ordered cookies for delivery. My life is falling apart.
...and with one comment dissing Hannibal Lecter, I suddenly understood why we never worked out.
Haha we both slept with guys named Brad born on may 1st. This is a proud day for sisters.
While all of the skanky girls from the crowd got on stage we screamed fair game and scoped out all their boyfriends, she made out with 2, this is what we call taking advantage of the situation
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