Dude?? where did you go after Wildcats last night? Last I heard you went off with one of the girls we danced with?
Negative - This is his GF, Bobby is in Jail for a DUI. Thanks for the info.
i waited two years for her to sleep with me. it just didnt seem worth it.
she lost her virginity three hours after you dumped her.
are you serious?
Sweet. Might not hurt to poop on the floor anyway.
christmas break will be like the 25 days of orgasms
We literaly had to peel your fingers off the jose cuervo bottle and lock it in someones room
Had "I should be in prison or dead" storytime at the bar. Found out James has done blow off a dead guy. Overwhelmed and speechless.
You turned byob into bring your own shit show. Good work.
ok so I've decided, new penis Thursday (formally known as new people Thursday) will need to be put on hold next week in preparation for Friday
Memorial weekend is the following week genius. New penis Thursday countdown has already begun.
He's just so adorable. And I don't want to fuck someone who's adorable.
Just gave my thesis presentation, pretty sure I made out with the admissions woman last night.
where will you be at 9:30 tonight?
piledriving you in your roommate's bed?
She rode my dick so hard I momentarily lost hearing. I guarantee I had the better St Patrick's.
I cannot believe I accepted his penis into my body.
if wiping your ass w an envelope isnt the definition of hitting "financial rock bottom " then nothing is!
There's a big ass bed, hella ecstasy, and I can guarantee you'll regret every second that you remember.
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