i have a feeling he has a nice dick. i can just sense it.
we are driving next to a guy driving and masturbating while looking at a naked magazine. I love LA
the next morning i told him i was impressed that he remembered my name. he said it wasn't that hard when "tracy
your idea of a balenced meal is a microwave frozen burrito, a cup of ramen noodles, and a can of budlight. honestly tell me how your resolution is to lose weight,
We shared that special kind of eye contact that can only be experienced when you know one party is saying "Oh god, I fucked him in the back seat when you were in the front, didn't I."
So i just got guilted into doing a tequila shot by a group of guys chanting "USA!" at me.
At least you have booty calls.
True. I just waste them though. I feel like I need to be told "there are people in this world who would give anything for just one and you have two." You know in that same tone your parents told you about the starving people in china
First booty call in Europe.. In Barcelona. With a German. In broad daylight.... Is that how they do it here?
With the drought our water bill is skyrocketing. No more shower sex, masturbating, or pretending to be under a water fall after smoking a blunt.
That's how I like my men: traumatized and crying in a ball
That hot guy i showed you guessed my exact bra size. I want to have his tan babies.
Whatever. I am not explaining the physics of my dick slapping.
downside - we got stuck at the intersection before the santa clause parade started and had to wait for it to end. upside - i got frontrow seats and a blow job to the santa clause parade.
If he doesn't get here soon I'm taking off my thong and eating his dinner.
He literally had a Trump sign in his front yard. I just can't now.
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