Come on, it shouldn't be that hard NOT to suck someone's dick
any chance you can send me your legal ethics outline, in exchange for say, me buying you a lapdance the next time we go to the strip club?
she sucked my dick to get the taste of the last guy's out. I need to find a new friend with benefits.
What I thought it would be sexy pouring melted chocolate down here chest, ended up in second degree burns. Hot food and sex do not mix.
i feel as uncomfortable as your camel toe looks.
I wonder if he has realized that I have poured all if those shots he bought into the tip jar
so according the 72 facebook statuses i put up last night that i don't recall, i would say it was a success. how about you?
Shes sitting on the front porch puking in to the pumpkin she just carved...in the rain. I guess pumpkin spice tequila shots wasnt our best idea.
He stumbled into my room, flopped on my bed, shoes on my pillow and asked me for a juice box. Then fell asleep with the juice box on his forehead.
If his smile makes you freak out and drop things imagine what his penis could do
nothing out of the ordinary. you aplogized for having a spicy vagina and passed out
I smell like cowboy sweat. I got two lap dances. This is the best day of my life!
All I remember is me taking my automatic nerf gun getting on top of him and saying..."look whos in control now!"
how do you tell someone, in the most complimentary way possible, that they would make an excellent stripper?
I'm legitimately the first person in the United States to successfully shave their balls with a Razer Blade of a sword and fully admitt it. I'm honestly smoother then a 10 year old.
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