theres gunna be a new season of 16 and pregnant on mtv...WHERE DO THEY KEEP FINDING THESE IGNORANT PREGNANT GIRLS
boobs and vodka. thats all i can remember, finals week needs to stop ending like this..
Not sure why I sent you a picture of a black bear last night but it seemed like a good idea at the time.
So my bf wanted to cum on my face and I let him. Afterwards I wiped some off, wiped it across his forehead and said, "The king has returned".
Tough to be a good wingman when you puke on yourself and everyone w/in a 5 ft radius at the FIRST bar we go to so don't tell me to step my game up
I think that the jello shots in bowls is where it all went wrong.
We were suposed to have a 3some in their bathroom but it just turned into us 2 making out while he watched like a little kid on christmas morning
That's the kind of activity you can only get away with by wearing a lion codpiece
I wore pigtails while I was having sex with that 22 year old just to make him feel like a pedophile.
He doesn't deserve you. Your ass looks 8 times better than his face ever will. Wanna order pizza and watch porn?
i don't think fitbit tracks "flipping the fuck out" as activity.
You start to question your morals when you wake up at 430 and there's three people naked...that you don't no
I legit just quacked out loud at a duck on campus. Realized after that there were people around me, they looked at me funny...
He's my blizzard buddy. We're blowing lines and doing a 3D game of thrones puzzle
Somehow my life has turned in to drug deals at the bar, and illegally camping on a mountain because I have no where else to live.
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