ron's 8" boning knife is for sale. oh and it comes with a flavor injector.
High?
hahahahaha turkey breast
i'm at a baby shower....never been happier to not be having sex currently
even iPhones love lady gaga. everytime I type haha it trys to correct it to gaga. this is bullshit...
Plus apparently whenever one of her friends loses their virginity they get a party with a funfetti cake which I found funny
Are you sighing at your phone and judging me right now?
cheese fries, coffee, with a side of dry heaving in the bathroom at the diner on campus at 5am. never felt better.
I like to balance the number of cups of coffee to bong rips in the morning before work.
That was obviously his first time talking dirty. He called my vagina "pretty"
I'm thinking blowjobs and wheelchair sex should be part of any post-injury wellness plan.
I'm currently eating a turkey dinner, listening to xplosive by dr. Dre, and drinking rum. Hispanic christmas dinners are the best.
6 beers, 3 orange crushes, & half a fire ball later & you get my alter ego.
I don't think I'm allowed to have Burger King. What if i just chew for taste and not actually consume. Like a wine connoisseur for fast food
Jesus Christ. If I were a normal sex-having person, I'd think I was knocked up. I'm cycling through emotions like I'm in a decathlon to crazy.
But I'm a half a mile from my bed. And I have the hiccups. I hate hiccups.
She used to be cute, back when we were young.
Oh well, so were platform jellies. Shit changes.
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