I just bought the big bottle of Patron. It looks small. What have I done with my life?
Succeeded.
I have a very awkward question for you. Could you possibly take my black dildo. My mom wants to clean my room.
I didn't think it was possible for the human body to be physically dependant on weed until I moved in with this kid
remember the used condom we threw behind my bed? my mom found it and is accusing me and making a big deal out of it,
Haha! You pissed me off, so I actually told her to go look behind your bed. Good thing I moved to Nevada, so your dad can't kick my ass. Good luck bitch.
If I refrain from fucking my manager, I'm going to reward myself by fucking that guy from the photo department.
I know. They started calling me The Incident. The hotel maids, that is.
He came out in cowboy boots and underpants holding a beer while he hugged my mom. I love Montana.
its sad im about to start saving up for how drunk i need to be for the holidays
I am too young to be this hungover
Is this your way of saying you want a sober 19th?
We will. we just need a little inspiration.... in smoke form.
I broke down outside of an all boys correctional facility
well if that's not a gay porn waiting to happen, i dont know what is...
Well. Turns up no one actually knows who that kid was. Came in, said happy fathers day, chilled for a while, then left.
We call it "Dishes: Hard Mode". Basically whoever is doing dishes gets head but needs to finish the dishes before they cum.
And so far nothing been broken!
My life has come to reading articles about dating an ex heroin addict. I'm doing well.
I just had to close my blinds so my neighbors wouldn't see me drinking a beer at 9 am. GO CHIEFS!
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