at some point to night u and I have a 'meeting' too...(1-737): I hope so
You were telling me about how you were gonna marry him, have his children and name them all woodchip.
ok understand this, i didn't pay for your dinner bc you said i wasn't going to get a blowjob for at least a month... this isn't a mail-in rebate deal, you gotta pay upfront
well yea, now i know i won't get hair in my teeth...
afterwards we were spooning and he said he wished he was a kangaroo so he cold put me in his pouch and keep me forever. I left as soon as he was asleep.
and being hungover still at 4 in the afternoon is NOT "having allergies"
Maybe shotgunning 4 days after oral surgery wasn't such a good idea after all...
I think he just made me trade sex for my cat.
you left saying you wanted to "go piss on that girl's doorstep" and we didn't see you the rest of the night
that actually explains a lot
did you know gatorade and rum go really good together
Are you doing depressed science again
maybe
If you're mature enough to fuck him you're mature enough to tell him you don't want a relationship come on
You came in last night, ate an entire avocado in silence, and then told me I should never accept rides from strangers. Not sure I even want to know what happened to you last night!
my mom just came into my room and handed me a news paper article about women on the verge of a drinking problem... i can already tell its not about to be sunday funday
I found condoms in the back yard from you and your boyfriend. My house isnt a motel
There's a pregnant girl taking shots of apple juice
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