I admire the strength of friendship we have that allows for sharing husbands.
Note to all middle aged "I totally let myself go after childbirth" frumpy mothers: I do not dress this way for your husbands. Stop looking at me like that. It's not my fault.
Oh my god. Oh my god. Oh my god. I drunk emailed a professor on friday. Oh my god. Oh my god.
When it gets to the point that I'm more comfortable being naked at his house than my own, it's time to readdress the fuckbuddyship.
She's cheated on every boyfriend she's ever had with the same guy. She's like a slutty yo-yo.
i havent blinked in 235 seconds. now 247. now 258. 263. 267. 271. i also have been gifted with theability to both type and count and not blink. 293 so magical
Dude you were tripping so badly we put a pretend box around your head and you spoke silently for the rest of the night. I think pterodactyls were involved.
Just drug him and when he wakes up be like "you just woke up from a coma, we've been married for the past five years." It'll be like the Vow but fucked up.
Just do let me go home with anyone especially I a guy with a hair sweater
I still count it as showing your tits. Even though the wall was the only one who saw anything. Your boyfriend was pissed.
Impressive. I've never gotten straight denied and then chased the guy naked out of my own apt. I'll remember that next time.
I mean my dick does have feeling again, which is a step in the right direction
I just want you to know you're the worst sister ever.
If this is about me and your ex, it's not my fault she doesn't like men.
I don't even think NICOLE made a fool of herself last night...
your aware she lit herself on fire, right?
just saw a girl run into an automatic sliding door, back up and try again
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