I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
Just did shrooms. Don't feel shit! Wsasted 40 bucks on this! Nothing's happenig except for this little gnome on my shoulder and the couch is melting. Fuckin waste of money.
I have the sudden urge to buy a Snuggie and wear it to the grocery store.
Remember back in the day when getting fingered in the movie theater was the best thing ever?
I will give you a bj if you get me food. NOT A JOKE. FREE BJ.
I wonder if i passed any courses from last semester
Going to a professional golf course at 2am to throw the flag poles like javelins
What happened to my face?
You kneed yourself in the eye during the Harlem Shake.
It was impressive.
He took initiative. Dragged me into the kitchen and did me on the stove....while it was on! And then we made nachos.
My dad told me to bring weed to easter Sunday dinner..
Remember last NYE when after the 9th shot of tequila you went on full crazy mode and made out with the 50 y/o doorkeeper? and he called you the next day?
My boss stocked the communal fridge with Gatorade. It's like he wants me to come in hungover.
just woke up with nickles taped to my body. theres like a dollar worth.
on a campus of 30,000 people, i should not be able to see every single guy I've ever hooked up with at one party.
idk he wanted to trade sex for a triple order of hashbrowns
AND YOU SAID NO?????????
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