I didn't notice until this morning that he had a six inch RAT TAIL...
make sure to take notes today. there is a guy in a wheelchair who might be getting a DUI from a cop on horseback. I'm gonna see this through.
If I remember who won the superbowl tomorrow morning.. I think I'm just going to quit drinking. There really won't be a point anymore
As I was climbing out of the pool he slapped my ass and said 'stay golden', i don't know why but it felt right.
Well duh, alcohol and getting fucked up are the world's common languages.
When you and that girl went into the bedroom, you yelled "FOR NARNIA!"
I'm glad the semester is over. I need a break from the term "whiskey sharts" coming up so much in conversation.
Yeah. Got a major ego boost when she said she felt like she had just fucked King Arthur. Buying some donuts later to celebrate with, wanna join?
its gotten to the point where if her hand isn't on my butt i think we're in a fight
I keep getting the feeling him and his friends are hilarious and we should drink whiskey together forever
It was an all night sausage fest and I was the lady of honor.
This is the perfect outfit to do ketamine in, I must say
I've been sober for almost two weeks and it's been the worst two weeks ever. Even my mom told me I need to start drinking again.
He's really cute...He stopped talking to me because i pulled my skirt up and peed in a demi plie position...
I was just at the gas station and happened to look left and see a girl blowing some guy. How was your night?
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