I kissed a girl and did not like it. Now I hate Katy Perry even more.
you kept spraying the cat with water and then telling it to "man up" when it cried
She kept chasing him yelling thief, because he drank some of her drink. That was at 8, it got worse.
thank you TLC waking up to a water birth on tv really put the cherry on top of my hangover...
Apparently I have a urinal in my bedroom
I don't care how many kiddie pools are in our house. One is too many.
thing about being the result of a teen pregnancy is that all my baby pictures are of my mom and dad holding me around their stoned college friends.
I feel like I just rode a horse, did a million jumping jacks, ran a marathon and need a carton on cigarettes. best sex hands down... EVER
Fair enough. Everyone has some guilty pleasures. Yours is yourself
she's the poster child for how alcoholism can be fun.
I'm still hammered too. I started tweeting the time at one point I'm pretty sure.
I got my period during my acid trip. It was weird.
What happens if you die with an erection? Does it stay hard? Disclaimer: I'm high.
I ended up changing her contact in my phone to "O Great Potato".
Here's the thing. Kinda drunk. Eating leftover soup. In bed. Watching Disney channel.
Randomize
