shaved balls and baby powder=awesome
He dyes his hair, fake tans and lies constantly. What did you really expect from him?
A better fuck for starters.
That's the last time I try to be adventurous at a gas station
Don't forget your talking to the guy who got arrested for throwing beads back at the Mardi Gras floats. You can't deny that's a first, and neither could that cop.
You were in the garage half naked counting your ribs and talking about how you had too many
I really need to stop coming home drunk and lint rolling my rabbit.
Her face just looks like a massive mistake. That's the only legitimate description I can say about it
I blacked out at the bar, and blcked in getting a handjob on a roller coaster. Sober me is jealous of drunk me.
No padding. I spent my whole summer with my nips out. October don't need that too.
Cool. Some 22 year old kids gave me a ride home from the bar last night. In related news, I made out with a 22yr old last night. He was adorable
I'm just like... Utterly amazed that we're still alive at this point. Who'da thunk it....
there is something very satisfying about getting tacos after hours of sex.
Never doubt me. I am drunk and unstoppable and I will finish this book
Let's just say that I took off my pants and I had superman boxers on. Then she took off her pants and she had batman panties on. I think she's the one!
i read his ps3 instant messaging thing... he's meeting a guy to have sex. i think your boyfriend's gay
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