I might come over and watch a movie but I can't spend the night. my parents would wonder where i was
you're 26.
yes because when i jack off the first person i think about is christina applegate
he was terrible at kissing, so i just kept letting him motorboat me. he seemed very pleased with my choice
Naturally, I just peed all over the floor. Two guys in front of me looked at me, but i just shrugged. They won't remember either.
Just sold a bike on craig's list for 4 four lokos and a 40. How bad do you miss college?
judging by the mobile uploads you added of me last night, we cant keep living this way.
I used the lotion his mom gave me for christmas to give him a hand job. It felt so wrong.
I think drinking everclear was a better idea than taking a night class.
The nausea has returned and I can't handle such things to exit my body so violently
At some point, it turned less into sparring and more into tough guy dry humping.
His last Google search was "will sperm ruin the retina display on Apple products?"
I'm using her Instagram as a way to know where in town she is so I can avoid her lol
Turns out both me and my grandpa have a guilty pleasure for South American men.
congratulations on joining the accidental bisexual club
Not only did I sleep with the guy but I think I may have called my work and quit to go work for him.
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