I specifically asked you not to be slutty tonight.
Define "chronic" masturbator.
yeah i was sneaking up to her room and on the way i saw a picture of her and left
what do people who dont have blackberrys do while they poop?
Do you think my parents will accept my drinking habits more if I told them I like to drink every night because I take good shits the next morning?
Some one left their pants in the elevator.
this is not okay. even my mom refers to me as a sorostitute.
One last question would your parents let me sleep in your bathtub for the night?
He's the kind of drunk guy that would pee in your mouth while you give him head.
I just saw an appointment in my phone called "it's been a month" I think I drunkly did that after I slept with Paul to remind myself to check if I got knocked up... I'm smarter drunk than sober.
I didn't ask for a picture of your soft dick.
You thought you were drunk? I woke up at 6 o'clock this morning with a cheeseburger in my left hand a drink in my right with my window half way down. it was raining.... fml
Naked. naked and bneed help.
I've decided to give up hard drugs for the rest of the year.
i survived drinking for 24 hours, an 8 ball of cocaine and a threesome. I think you can handle moving.
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