i just realized that we are the poor version of bethenny and jill from real housewives... and I'm jill. this is a 6.5 on the depressing scale
at least we're not in new jersey
Superbowl + Mdma, hope we're on the same page.
despite contrary belief, getting peanut butter off your balls is not as easy as it sounds
he kept saying "mind over matter" as he fucked me
I'm now at that point where it just feels natural to do a few shots of whisky with breakfast and then head to work
Make sure you take the apple pie out of your pocket before you pass out.
Some guy just bought a handle of cuervo, a curling iron, and a power drill. Paid with a jar of change. I'm torn between avoiding him and befriending him..
Update: we are pushing the start of day drinking back from 9 am to 10 am. Minor delay.
With the amount of g's you put on going I'm gonna guess you're drinking alone again
I have acquired 14 pictures of hard dicks tonight... I was on a mission. Don't even pretend you aren't proud.
Did u smell a guys dreadlocks in the McDonald's drive thru line last night or did I dream that?
You having your own car has severely reduced the amount of blowjobs I get.
Moral of the story: I had sex to Back to the Future last night.
I will have you know I turned Latino David Arquette down for sex because he's married. Total. Moral. Victory.
Flo's in town, ain't she.
Hey I'm trying to get back with my ex I'mm done doing whatever we were doing I hope things workout for you
Weird flex but ok.
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