Deadliest Catch is NOT foreplay
i just saw a guy carrying a medieval times commemerative glass filled with vomit.. there were 2 people cheering him from behind
They should make a Rosetta Stone that allows men to understand what the fuck women are actually trying to say.
I don't think there's a better bc pill reminder then when teen mom comes on
He went down on me and then slapped my ass saying "thanks for the confidence boost"... is this all I'm good for?
She can't meet us until 830...there's no hope for our sobriety at that hour
Most men with as many freckles as you aren't vagina magnets. You are an exception to your kind.
She makes him look at her naked pics before she sends them to someone she's actually going to fuck. I think this makes him mayor of the friend zone.
Did your surprise acid trip turn out well?
I just want to be covered in whipped cream and spanked, is that too much to ask?
Successfully put eye drops in while driving with my glasses on. Stoner level: expert
i woke up at 4 pm face down on my hardwood living room floor. i would say its a new low but i think I found my new napping spot
I think I've been there, but who knows? I drink a lot
I WILL KICK YOU IN THE FUCKING THROAT IF YOU EAT MY FUCKING ICE CREAM.
We spent our last night together taking turns vomiting in the bathroom. I'd say it was a romantic trip.
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