somehow, due in part to drug cocktail and alchl prior to meeting, i blacked out, got home, made total mess of kitchen, broke shower, and made 17 hard boiled eggs
like if someone fucked a dictionary but instead of having a penis, it was just one of those leap frog educational toys
I hope to god you are high
A slipped finger up the butt isn't the end of the world
He spanked me with a plate. I'm not sure where this is going...
It really ruins the moment when you have to ask to resend the nude pics.
i'm pregaming while finishing a paper on cardio myocyte contractility in mice. i'm kicking finals week's ass right now
I mean...he was throwing up for almost 3 consecutive hours. I don't think there's a chance in hell that would have tasted even close to tolerable.
It's time for everyone's favorite Wednesday night game... WHEEL OF. VODKA!!!!!
Is it related to planting your seed? Cause I don't know if you have studied the development of a tiny human, but that is some complicated shit.
Isn't everything in a man's life somehow related to him planting his seed?
It's tough not drinking when the bartender adds rum to your coke without telling you, and doesn't charge you
With everyone putting up pictures of their moms on Facebook it's time to go single MILF hunting.
I'd just like to formally thank you for the size of your dick. The gods must really love you.
I hate men. But I love dick. You see my problem?
he went down on me while I ate Oreos. I don't know what caused the orgasm.
Cover your peen. We're going out.
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