problem. drunk. stepbrother hitting on me again. help.
have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
I'm eating all of the evidence.
Easy for you to say! His first impression of you isn't the drunk girl in a turtle costume who got hit by a car!
Are they engaged or just dating? Girlfriends come and go but the memory of sex at the pool last forever.
Dnt forget 40 tuesday,dress nice! Like job interview nice, like funeral nice, like a couple muhfuckas sittin on their lawn drinkin forties on a tuesday nice!
I think my goal for this black wed is to not scream at an off duty state cop in a bar after trying to flirt with him. No need to make that an annual tradition
She told me that for every Ravens touchdown, I'd get to come once.
Marry her. Marry her now. I'll help you steal the ring.
I want this pizza in and around my mouth forever..
Is this a drinking picnic?
Is there another kind?
We were kinda loud so his roommate woke up and to make up for it he invited him to a threesome. I can't drink whiskey anymore.
Who put the meatball sub on my door handle?
How ya feelin' champ?
Like a million bucks that was soaked in alcohol.
It's 2 am on the long weekend and what am I doing? Sitting alone in my room eating chips and queso and watching Rio. Fuck I need to get laid.
last night someone said that theyd like to do drugs with a dolphin ... judging from the diagram on the wall we figured it out.
all we need now is a dolphin ... and some drugs.
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