It's what's on the inside that counts(972): They probably have big open vaginas so the inside is no good
she was screaming in french about how classy it was to be drinking wine. oh... she was drinking it out of the bottle. with a beer in her other hand while throwing up.
suddenly SuperBad didn't seem so funny anymore...she did have her period on my leg.
Things are going great. I have tons of beer, margaritas, and theres an inflatable swan in the mix.
slowly transforming into a stationary lump of steel. how can you tell me that was JUST weed
seriously my hangover is so bad I feel like my eye lashes make blinking a workout
I have too much pride to pick his chest hair out of my mouth again
high enough to want to lick peanut butter off of Michael Buble's vocal chords as he serenades me.
Like I feel like I use my high IQ for the wrong things
okay we need to get tested.
no YOU need to get tested. I'm just going along for the ride.
When you left the bar, you did two cartwheels and a heel click and RAN ALL THE WAY HOME.
All she has to do is text me and my dick gets hard. It doesn't matter what it's about. Last text was about a homeless dude
If you can give me an orgasm, you'll get a trophy.
Just saw a car towing a guy on skis drive by so that’s how Syracuse is doing today.
His penis is average but his stamina is amazing!!! I didn’t know I had that many orgasms in my body!!!!
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