i don't like sucking hair
'in an unhealthy relationship' should def be an fb option
i just saw her new tattoo, how much more trashy can you get than having "taste the rainbow" on your body for the rest of your life?
I just used a coupon while buying plan B. The pregnant sales clerk nodded in approval.
I didn't take her seriously until she snorted that ramen noodle flavor packet...
i'm pretty sure i saw my life flash before my eyes when we ran a red light. i continued to drink and be the drunk backseat driver.
My roommate's all sad and is crying and the chick I want to bang is in the room and Nic Cage is on fire. What the fuck.
Dude she's famous. She's on an episode of campus pd. Can't not fuck her
I apologize for excluding you. On a better note: the stripper that made out with my wife friend requested me on facebook
We haven't even scratched the surface on the damage we could do. Just saying
It felt as i were a pad of butter melting onto a piece of toast.
Good night I hope you dream about knitting and threesomes
If there was a gecko involved in your BDSM I'm gonna have to request that not happen when we live together ;)
I don't know, we got really drunk and I slapped her with an ear of corn.
If I get really high and watch Beauty and The Beast on our Netflx account, will you judge me?
Only if you start before I get home!
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