What are we going to do tonight?
What we try to do every night. Take over the world
I just blew up the bathroom at work and now I feel like a new woman
so that girl updated her facebook status as "had the worst night ever last night"
um, i could be wrong but i think it might've had something to do with mark drunkenly screaming about her unibrow right in front of her
You are in charge of making sure that her vagina explodes with joy tonight.
Exactly, finding that perfect flask to come with you on all your adventures is like finding the perfect wedding dress. You have to feel it.
Aaaaand then she sang MDMA to the tune of the YMCA song, with appropriate gestures.
and i'm going to kill you for what you did to my nipples last night. of course i want to hang out
I'm not sure how many more innuendos I can slip into this fucking conversation before I just blatantly say "I want to fuck you."
I mean nobody wants to admit they ate 9 cans of ravioli but i did and i am not ashamed of myself
Do not deep throat a rocket pop, it WILL go into your lungs, and you may die.
I just remember her dragging me inside in a panic saying we needed mentos and popcorn I have no fucking clue how we ended up asleep in her closet.
This holiday season is going to be rough between people coming home for the holidays and the already regulars on my list I might have to clone my vagina to make sure I get everyone for all they are worth
The language barrier was annoying .... So we just had sex. That is how you deal with not being able to chat isn't it???
You tried to chase every shot with a blueberry.
Apparently I gave a guy a hand job on the dance floor. ON THE DANCE FLOOR.
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