What should our trivia night team be named?
Define Statutory
nobody understood you. You kept speaking french and hiding shit in your boobs
Sorry I didn't wanna double team his sister. Having whiskey dick and watching you get laid didn't sound appealing
Less talking, more tequila
He put himself in the friend zone by calling me dude all night so I blew his friend. Judge me.
Can we go out and do something semi fancy soon? I feel like wearing a dress and pretending to be an adult.
Within the hour, he sent me 8 texts and 4 voice memos. One of the memos was just him whistling for 3 minutes. ...It's official, I attract the crazies.
I may have tried to encourage people to play a new game I invented last night. I called it Super Quarters. Like regular quarters, only using an AA medallion.
He initiated the conversation by sending me a picture of his penis at 4 am
I had a dream last night that Sam and Dean had to get rid of a murderous ghost haunting an elf on the shelf. I think I'm ready for Christmas to be over.
Haha we both slept with guys named Brad born on may 1st. This is a proud day for sisters.
Ignore him I am the one that wears the pants in the relationship while "the big man" cries in bed
So do I get points for screwing my recently single ex boyfriend and then telling him to go fight for his ex back?
Please tell me that nice older woman you're with at the bar is not your comp&lit professor.
Drunk. Send nudes. Just curious.
Randomize
