The human being growing inside of her was a mistake. Lets just hope the boyfriend isn't.
Its only 8 and she is already passed out
Perfect here is wht u do. Gently slip your index middle and ring finger into her butt hole but gently u dont wnt to wake her..let me know when ur ready for step 2
From behind she looks like Richard Simmons
you're just mad because in the hogwarts world I'm Harry and you're Ron. get over it.
I think jizz is working it's way to becoming my number 1 food source.
i'm half naked talking to a cat. you don't have to justify your life to me.
You come home the day the world is supposed to end. Well played Mayans.
It's like my uterus was saying, "hey, you're not pregnant, but imagine if you were!"
I will have to bone him sometime between now and July so he will move all my shit again
The guy I blew last night was pierced in multiple places. I had to use extra caution to avoid my temporary filling.
Took my plan b at Costco today, sample Sunday for the win.
I'd just like to inform you. That when I was at bvj the first day I was blackout drunk by noon. Get on past Chelsea's level like now. Do it for present Chelsea
Wait are we really having an orgy on Tuesday?
Consider yourself lucky. If I ever run into my ex, all I'll be able to think is, "I let you pee on me and lead me around on a leash."
you were making out with a girl because you told her you were part of Nsync
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