When I got to his place, he served wine and cheese and made me sit on the balcony while he read his poetry to me. He cockblocked himself.
Her brother was practicing the clarinet....it was like having sex in a starbucks
I take back everything I said about communal showers
I awoke in a cab to find myself on a ride to niagara falls. Apparently I paid the cab driver half up front.
There's a sign at Bashas for 30% off of 6 bottles of wine in Friday. That seems like a personal challenge.
He crawled in my bed this morning, ate me out, and even brought me a panera deli sammie for lunch at school. I don't care what he lied about, all is forgiven him.
I'll be on pinterest all night planning crafty things to do with my cats in 10 years.
I've slept in a different bed every day this week. Operation Ho Ho Ho is a success!
I can't wait to see you again...not a euphemism, just really looking forward to seeing you. Wanting to fuck you as often as possible just seems implied at this point.
I knew it was going to be a good night when my mom said "Have fun, be safe...wait, do you need any weed for tonight?"
Then he kissed my hand sensually and said "you're a Black Queen. Don't let anyone tell you different."
If this gives you any indication of my current state, I stopped at Meijer after work and bought funyuns, pregnancy tests and chocolate.
as a guy is it bad that even my mom called me easy?
I was running because his wife invited me to join them on their kinky Vegas weekend. Crossing state lines is too much commitment for me.
Ha. Yeah that's all I found you with this morning. Butt ass naked w my robe across your lap and your arms thrown back in handcuff position.
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