Dude if it is possible to orgasm from shitting i think it just happened.
i was concerned by what you said you would do for a snickers. It wasn't even a Klondike bar.
She finally woke up and said, "Me- nothing, potato peeler- 1." And rolled back over.
I heard from anne today. She has a broken collarbone and is knocked up. Apparently florida is awesome
You know, be my cock's hype man.
260 beers this month. I need a new hobby.
he kept doing his monologue, "if a vagina could talk."
I would like to add..this is the first november for two years that i haven't cheated on a bf...thank you..thank you
That was obviously his first time talking dirty. He called my vagina "pretty"
sometimes a perk of being a drug dealer is amazon gift cards. who knew?
The orgasm I got from him made me feel almost as good as I imagine the girls in the tampon commercials feel.
Now I have to go back and sober fuck him. For science.
I didn't even know his name until he texted me the next day and told me I should take a plan B pill. Thanks Danny.
Don't worry about it too much, but I just committed us to possibly raising a kid
Got a blowjob while watching James Bond's "Octopussy." My 13 year old self would be so proud
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