He told me I remind him of his sister...
Was this before or after you did it?
before... I mean, it's been a long time. I just tried not to think of it during.
He muttered something about having just washed he sheets, then demanded I give him all my quarters.
I want to do you till i cant cum anymore. Till all i get is a little flag that says "bang".
he accidentally used the toothbrush i use to induce my bulemia...i feel like this is something he shouldnt find out...
tiger just fucked it up for all of us...she grabbed my phone this morning and started asking questions.
I am going to get arrested. I am yelling fuck repeatedly, wearing a Bird jersey and polka dot pants while pounding wine. Amazing mug shot to follow.
wait, how does the 20 year old one night stand pregnant girl have a superiority complex?
He's a forty-something balding gay man with no boundaries or sense of social norms. Of course we should befriend him.
somehow this went from sexting to explaining my eating disorder.
Sex in your truck helped me start regaining feeling in my jaw. Thanks!
Today is going to be a great day. He just brought me a donut on his dick... It's Sticky Dick Donut Day!!!
But you put your finger in my ass and the rest is history
Is it weird that sometimes I like to have sex for the health benefits and workout more than the pleasure
I'm watching Netflix with my cats and eating homemade bread. Everyone and everything can go and fuck itself.
He's eating a sriracha ravioli sandwich. How do you think the night is going?
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