And people are going to start dressing like that in public, it's just ridiculous, the goths and now the GAGAs
There's guys at my school running around throwing potatoes shouting "remember the famine." makes me proud to be Irish.
We should never set our expectations higher than pizza bagels cause then our night is bound to get better
She was that classic mixture between "Hell no" and "Why the fuck not."
...But it's not like we would be the first people to pay for an abortion with student loans and cell phone rebates.
I can now tell my grandchildren Central Park has really great spots for quickies...
Just say you're the husband at the front desk to get in. She's in room 15 at the ER.
what? who is this?
You screamed 'no, YOU put some pants on' at a cop. I pretended not to know you.
Like sorry you chose to have an attractive girlfriend dude
I'll have to text you later. Trying to have civilized conversations with the boyfriends parents when I'm 100% aware I just blew their son in the bathroom 5 mins ago. Stay tuned.
Letting Freddy Krueger eat me out = HAPPY HALLOWEEN TO ME!!!
But I've also made plans to crash a black tie event wearing a storm trooper helmet. I think I've found the love of my life..
I know he's only a bandaid for my emotional disrepair, but he can stick me anytime!!
I made out with a guy dressed as the pdx airport carpet.
Portlandia didn't prepare you for that?
you'll kiss me after i give you a blowjob but you wont kiss me after I eat apple sauce? am I the only one who sees something wrong with this?
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