And secondly i just said i'd pay ten dollars to have sex with you
I'm bakin' bread in my pussy!
What?
I have a yeast infection.
I hope you remember pushing the girl off the stage because you said she wasn't good at pole dancing.
i just kept saying he was red & i was blue and we couldnt become purple. I started crying at one point
they're like a gay fantastic four
There is a contact in my phone named "Bar Mcntysu." this is why we need a third person to go out with us.
Drunk puking in my bathtub has plugged it up for the third time this year. I hate these calls to my landlord.
I couldn't find my shirt this morning so I stole one from his eight year old sister. Slutted up my outfit quite a bit.
This was like angel cum on the bread of life filled with the nectar of the gods
BTW he text me to text him later after the concert to hang out. Im prepping my bed but I should know I shouldn't count my dicks before they hatch
There are days when you go to throw something in your bedroom trash can and realize the only things in there are a used condom, a Lime-arita can and a muffin wrapper.
Does your body have a liquid mass index? does that make sense? I think I drank it in Long islands.. Kill me now..
she keeps a switchblade in her panty drawer... i am both terrified and slightly turned on
He was making a joke about signing my name on this piece of paper. He has a whole bucket filled with names on pieces of paper. I think thats how he keeps count.
Had sex outside for the third time last night. Mosquito bites all over my ass, and i think i have a rash on my nipples. When will i learn.
Just wait till winter
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