were you the shorter or taller girl out of you two
AIM automatically accepts video chats on my laptop. I found this out when I got a text from Jacob after my first attempt at drunk lesbian sex saying, "I'd give it a 7. You need to work on your positioning." I think I'm single now.
1 of the best things of being a business owner is I don't get fired for having sex in the office
It's been five and a half years since she and my brother stopped dating. I feel like that's a long enough grace period. Going for it.
For sure. We should see if we can get Mike to pay for one, and have a triple kegger... :o==& (that's future me projectile vomiting. i try to be goal oriented)
I feel like this is going to result in some sort of tearing in my vagina.
Thats a chance were just gonna have to take
I think she's going to be dangerous to drink with, but I'm ready for the adventure.
Woke her up in the middle of the night with the smell from a fart. So proud of my colon.
I'll get you through man, I'll be your fairy godmother with better prescription drugs
(This is the second time ive been high enough to decide to run for office)
I did get to watch you pee, tho. That counts as another precious moment.
You're about wine.
Yes, I'm like 90% wine at the moment
I caught a glimpse of his penis. I can only imagine what your mom's vagina goes through because of that penis
He literally lured me in the house with his cat then we ended up fucking on the living room couch while the cat just sat there and watched
His ex told me that she wanted me to "take care of" him but from the way she said it I couldn't tell if she wants me to look after him or murder him.
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