idk, it's all black and i hear low talking...
dude, i think you're in initiation!
shit. that's not good.
Conclusion from last night: Sometimes being classy isn't as fun as making out with a guy on a pooltable in a bar. Happy birthday, Canada.
I am at a bar watching a rat tail get braided.
you know the rule: 3 consecutive asian hookups makes you an asian fetish guy, no exceptions
You kept telling that ginger girl, "it's not your fault, it's not your fault, it's not your fault."
i ran around the party telling everyone that my favorite sexual position was also the only position that made me queef...i kept calling it the "double edged sword"
I went out in the middle of the night to smoke my weed.. Didn't realize my dad was sitting on the patio doing the exact same thing..
Abby. I can text perfectly. I pledge allegiance to the flag of the united states of america. and to the republic, for which we stand, one nation under god indivisible and with liberty and justice for all god bless america
czant get you from the arport. sry i found the rum. dan sucks at rumpong jusrt so yo knoqw.
I have bruises on the inside of my thighs from sliding down the stair case...thanks for encouraging that slut show
Hey I have your shoes. Do you remember shouting "Police brutality!" when the bouncer was kicking you out last night?
It hits you later. Like when you wake up on the floor under a puzzle later.
I had an epiphany. If a dude dressed up as Batman to ask me out, I'd prolly marry him.
My mother just set me up with the son of the man I fucked last weekend. I could crawl under a rock and die OR I could remember the rules of genetics and hope that JR takes after daddy. Wish me luck...
I'm pretty sure he sprained my clit...
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