if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
the entire time we were hooking up i couldn't stop thinking about the bengals. thoughts?
I tried to tell him it was only 2:00, but he said since it was 5:00 in New York, it was perfectly acceptable. He then put on a Blues Brothers hat and a pair of wayfarers and left. I expect him home in a few hours with a police escort.
I just dont understand why you didnt cut me off when I took the funnel into the bathroom and started peeing and funneling at the same time
I cant. There's fences everywhere and I think I have a boyfriend. Its fabulous.
But seriously, I hug most of my drug dealers.
Okay I can't even be mad, I'm in mid-plot to hook up with Michael Phelp's third cousin.
Nope not happening. When I close my eyes the floor moves. I'm going to enjoy this free roller coaster.
The liquor stores are closed! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! CURSE YOU SANDY!!!!
You need to stop thinking about the needs of your vagina and concentrate on the greater good
Lusting after Beyonce when you're a lesbian is like having a crush on Jesus. You just don't do it.
This is ridiculous. I’m in fucking college getting high off a potato.
You said you liked how I put the cream cheese on.
He forehead kissed me AND THEN asked what I was thinking. I'm taking away his man card.
There is an episode of "how it's made" on tv right now. The subject is tequila and water beds. Basically my life.
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