It was just so hard to get through Conan without crying like a baby. I'm just so proud of him.
he just started chanting dark meat! dark meat! out of no where.
Do you think I should make him wait for my responses or do you think sophomore have no concept of time like dogs?
When that rick ross song came on he started ripping up dollar bills and pouring out drinks on the floor. I'm all for ignorance but it was a little excessive for a wedding
I want a grilled cheese and an IV
And leave it to John to ask the cabby to make a Porno in his cab
the boys love us. they call us "the stoner girl suite down the hall". not very inspired, but flattering nonetheless
I'm like a magical alcohol dispenser. I pulled this kahlua out of my vagina.
This is my gift to your gina
Just told some little girl not to judge me as I brushed my teeth in the target bathroom
The fake number she gave me was for Pappa John's. Now I have a large pepperoni on the way.
I'm still, like... really stoked about not having any STDs
Now everytime I sit on a toilet I think about having sex with him. Great.
I'm on the couch watching HGTV googling giant boob Halloween costumes so life is swell
Goodnight Shia. Goodnight Moon.
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