I wasn't pimping you out... I was helping you network!
I sometimes forget that turkeys are alive even when its not Thanksgiving.
girl is pretty boring. i'm gonna see if she'll let me finger her.
and i was just like oh shit i'm getting felt up by a 15 year old
cliffnotes. writing studyguide on last pack of smokes. glad this semester is over.
We don't have a ruler. Come downstairs and lay in the snow with a boner so we can see how much snow we've gotten. Put your 8 inches to a less shameful use.
I mean two cocks this time. Trust me, I'm not gonna pull the same stunts as last time in this situation
This storm betta not fuck with taco tuesday
You. Dating a sex offender cop. Life writes itself sometimes.
You are the tramp this city needs, but not the one it deserves.
So how was the sex with me last night?
No worse than usual.
Been trying to fuck him since december. Finally got him into bed and he was uncircumcised. Why do bad things happen to good people?
I found you in the bathroom. You were sitting cross-legged on the floor wearing nothing but socks completely surrounded by broken crayons.
I wanna come do a blessing for your apartment. And by that I mean I want to drink a lot of whiskey and watch ancient aliens in your apartment
Everythings in imax form. Space oddessys are formed. Adventure at every moment and everything is epic. My mouth hass lemons. Yum.
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