Question. If Kwik Trip and Kum and Go were to merge, what would they call it? Kwik Kum or Kum Kwik?
Cure to hiccups..road head..high five
I can't tell whether I'm throwing up blood or licorice.
It would be one hovered percent delicioui
He yelled "juice on the loose", yes i am sure i need plan b
you don't know true fear until you are a convinced that velociraptors are trying to kill you through your roof.
I went back to the party but by then they were all sitting on the floor in the dark listening to we are the champions on full blast.
If if makes you feel any better, you're definitely the hottest guy I've ever friendzoned.
Pro: She likes to masturbate to 50 shades of grey. Con: She reads 50 Shades of grey non-ironically.
he puked all over my guest bed and the said he felt good enough to clean it up. he poured bleach all over the bed and passed out in it. he had the chemiacal burn for a month...
I may have just tried to argue quantum entanglement as the reason I was still in her bed.
I'm eating shredded cheese and chugging coke, until I can function again. I'm tingling everywhere
Also what’s the official rule on washing one guy’s jizz off my back before I go out with another guy? That I should?
You just kept looking down at your tits and screaming "I LOVE YOU TWO!!!"
My roommate's overnight guest is screaming about the dog licking his asshole. I need a new place to live.
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