I'm drive I can fine osifer
i am sick of getting naked and seeing how fat i am.
He famously once noted that women should wear white "like all other domestic appliances,"
What started out as Cougar hunting turned into whaling
i'm pretty sure i lost all sex appeal when he caught me peeing in his bushes
Just had to pull out another loan to pay for that public drunkenness citation. I am so ready to graduate.
You know you stopped at a liquor store to prepare for a 12-year-old's birthday party, right?
We bonded over blowjobs and stories of our childhoods. It was beautiful.
Who the fuck did i sell my right shoe to last night i need to get that back im not walking with one shoe on
I just closed two deals on my laptop from my bathroom while smoking a bowl, like a bawssss. Working from home is my favorite.
You fed me pizza off a sword last night.
SpongeBob is life. I once broke up with a guy bc he said SpongeBob was stupid.
just blew him in the library. I am a classy dame
On a scale of 1 to 10 how good of an idea would it be to pregame at the airport right now
Ten
My boobs are too perky to pay that much for a car
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