I had a dream last night that we were eating cake at Mercy...hahaha. I'm furious I didn't see you.
I'm getting very good at recycling my hook ups. So even though i'm having more sex... I'm the same amount of slutty.
Yes! I like to call that picking from the buffet!
my brother is a facebook fan of two things: God, and Rhianna. if he's not a prime example of the rare "baptist closeted gay," i don't know who is.
he's making romantic advances towards me. and he has a pet snake. 2nd part not relevant, but interesting.
All semester I have been trying to figure out if this kid in front of me is gay. His cell phone just went off with Britney's "Circus". Case closed.
I just walked by that girl who tried to commit suicide over me in high school. That was weird.
Yes someone did see you carrying a beer bong on the side of coastal highway
So... on the count of three, we are going to forget last night ever happened... 1...2...3
THEY WONT LEYT ME IN AND I REALLY NEED SOME FRUIT
Nothing says "future AA member" like bonging 40's out of a plastic flamingo.
Also this freshmen guy is talking about his gag reflex and no one is making blowjob jokes. I have no faith in the next generation.
My night started to turn around the time I started calling her a "raggedy cunt".
Somehow she got that I meant it as a term of endearment.
In the store looking for it now. They put the theatre/script section right next to the gay erotica section. Rude. Practical, but rude.
So how'd the job interview go?
well turns out the guy interviewing me was a regular at the strip club where i used to work. Talk about awkward
my favorite part was when you kept waving @ that guy and insisiting it was your cousin..and it wasnt and wondering why he wasnt waving back lol you were legit PISSED
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