ya ever know whats down there. always send some fingers in first to scout the situation. fingers are not used for pleasure. they're used for covert missions.
If she didn't want me to pass out in her bathroom, then she shouldn't have such a furry rug in there
cruising supermarkets, asking random people where i can get weed. fuck alaska
Wish I didn't live with 3 girls so I could beat off in peace.
and apparently i was drunk enough to follow up with "I'd let me touch your boobs" ... not my best line.
I mean I'm forever immortalized as the one who puked in his dad's straw hat.
Like. There is beer on the other side of that door and 6 yards in. If he's not back in 20 minutes to let me in, I am using this tree as a battering ram.
I hope he says my name when they're having anniversary sex this weekend.
this cock blocking thing really has to end bro...its one thing to tell jen i live with my mom.. its another to cut the brakes on my car..
I am thinkingif I am doing snow Angels in your living room, I probably had too much to drink
yeah people on the adjacent balcony, Im naked drinking outside in 0 degree weather at 1pm. got a problem?
I wish I could remember her name, I mean we fucked and all, but it woulda been nice to tag her in the instagram pics.
The only reason I can fathom that you've been able to continue to date new people this long is that women continue to become of age each year, and the younger ones don't know any better.
I didn't know what to say so I just sent him a chicken emoji
They were assless. I wore assless football pants.
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