I don't know what's more sad: The fact that he fingered the side of my leg, or the fact that the side of my leg feels like a vagina.
You have problems? I'm 20 years old and i'm balding
I'm walking down the halls of our hotel and listening for sex noises and knocking when I do.
Trying to figure out which chair my head was under last night
Nope. If I'm going to drive an hour to fuck a teacher, it will NOT be missionary thats for damn sure.
bad sex. bad bad bad. it was like trying to pick up an overcooked noodle with an empty pringles can. why do these guys always seem to find me?
2000 dollars has been put in for bail money. Also we're signing contracts
I've actually, minus lsat night have actually changed my drinking habits
I'm covered in European cum. How's your day going?
Whatever the emoticon is for "balls deep". That.
Honestly and this might sound scary... But I want to get high and play with weapons
I hung my underwear from the tree in his front yard. Consider my territory marked.
He's actually really cute and seems like a good guy. And given that he likes lots of drugs, he could come in handy.
Just found an airplane bottle of whiskey and I didn't put it in my coffee. I think I deserve a little recognition this morning.
Wtf did i hit my head on?
Tequila
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