I really like him. That's why I'm having sex with someone else, so he doesnt think i'm a slut.
Apparently Chef Boyardee is the only guy I'm taking home tonight.
Remind me that when I'm pregnant, I should NOT post vaginal dilation updates on my facebook. Ever.
i learned of a new sex move called the pterodactyl. 3 guys stand in a row. 1 girl blows the one in the middle while jerking off the other two. kids these days!
Yaeh! Back in our day we had to wait our turn for some party whore to blow us!
well there you go. the average partycunt evolved into megapartycunt just like scientists predicted.
when a girl feels in her heart, the way she feels in her vagina, anything is possible.
I really couldn't tell if she was disgusted with the fact that I yacked on her shoes, or if she was about to do the same to me.
On my way home I stopped at target and bought beer and galoshes. I am a planner.
They want me to get them some X for there wedding present. I'm on the way to get it now
I've never been so embarrassed. It's like waking up as Fred Durst.
Just doin' what I do best: sitting in a stall in the class building's bathroom, pondering life and exploring deep, dark corners of the internet before class.
This is going to be the time I got green body paint on Chris' ceiling all over again...
I like to think it's an accomplishment that I can relate my life to a T-pain song
She flashed them and they let her pay with Monopoly money. I'm married, so it is your obligation as my best man to repeatedly fuck her for me
He's a loser but she says we just don't see the good stuff about him. It's like she's dating the Charlie Brown Christmas Tree.
I just puked into a clean basket of laundry.
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