I pretty much can't stop smiling when I talk to you. Even when you talk about disease and infectious diarrhea.
it doesn't get any better than taco bell and soft core porn
At Coney Island the sign for the rollercoaster The Cyclone says, "Make sure your glasses and weave are secure."
Ryan Ross and Jon Walker left panic at the disco today.
I predict a mass suicide of the 14 year old girl population...
I'm drunk and I'm watching it's Alwyas Sunny and eating candy. Even I am jealosu of my life
I'm on the bus and the homeless person in the seat to my left is jacking off to a cartoon picture he found. He's now cleaning up with mitten I dropped.
when she said she was from California you started sobbing. You begged her not to melt your popsicle because you paid good money for it and you just wanted to eat it in peace.
Definitely contact high. Thirty miles an hour listening too i can see clearly now wanting too eat the steering wheel
Tomorrow, if I don't look at least 5% better than I do on a regular day to day basis, I want you to hit me and tell me that no one will ever love me if I continue to look like I just rolled out of a cocaine induced hibernation. I'm asking you for tough love.
You know your high, when your chugging applesauce out of the jar with no utensils.
I have a weapon and I'm not blacked out. Good as gold
BUT YOU MUST FINISH YOUR QUEST
TO FIND THE HOLY GRAIL
AND GET DRUNK OFF YOUR ASS BY DRINKING OUT OF IT
I'm pretty sure your ex of four years just had a baby with some kid and named it after you...
Just made a drug contact standing in the sandwich line in the dining hall. Is this real life?
You're my fucking hero.
My butthole is tingling. Must be the grapefruit juice
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