Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
I'm not upset with you; I'm upset with Fox News.
i have a food baby... i think its a boy...
do you think I can still get an erection if I donate blood today? this is important.
My vagina would be awesome. I would be the most popular girl in the village.
Last night was the twilight zone. We hungout with our 45 year old future selves and tried to fuck everything with a dick. Lets move forward from this.
Watermelon juice. Makes everything better. Gin. Wine. EVERYTHING.
What am I doing with my life
Sleeping with dudes who have peacocks apparently.
It got quiet and we all stood around and opened the box and I've never seen so many burritos in my life man. it was fucking biblical.
Why aren't you two playing Dora the explorer with each other's genitals yet?
Sex followed by chicken and waffles... Hands down my favorite morning plans. Count me in.
He went down on me to the national anthem being sung by Jordan sparks. It was very patriotic of him
Already doing pt exercises by picking my margarita up off the night stand. Fuck yeah.
Is it in poor taste to drop acid before midnight mass?
I love this.
Decisions were made. The quality of them will be judged tomorrow
Randomize
