Dude, I swear her tits are going to give me a concusion.
why is there an outline of nathan's body on my wall in whip cream?
I mean really it's like when you're super hungry and you can't decide what to eat, you just know you want food. This is that situation, but for my vagina
How was the party last night?
There's a mountain bike in the middle of our apartment. No one will claim it.
Itll be like a collage of penis. And not that abstract, one penis in a big painting contemporary shit. Collage....
Can you explain to me why there are fake boobs glued on my chest?
It's been a long time since I got "Talk about Glen's enormous penis" drunk
There's something very strange about masturbating in a hotel room. I feel like I'm cheating on my room...
scratch that I can tell you where she is shes drunk on a beach somewhere being a penis slayer
Are you coming to the bday night? i'll be doing a life-like reenactment of traveling through Bonnie's vaginal canal and taking my first breath of life. Don't think you'll want to miss it.
I can bring a slip n slide and curtains.
Why aren't you two playing Dora the explorer with each other's genitals yet?
I just wrote a love letter to my weed and texted it to my cousin. I can't say it any differently. It happened.
Let's play another riveting game of "Whose boxers are hanging on my fence?"
i'm not sure what you are doing right now, but i know that i don't like it. whatever you are doing. just stop. come here so we can fuck
He was singing on top of spaghetti, and then started crying. He said it was the saddest song ever, "so so sad".
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