Getting drunk in a different country is not a good idea. Lets just say spanish women, 17 yr olds from missouri, prostitutes, and a poodle. I don´t want to leave spain.
Actions speak louder than words. Her actions scream crazy.
There are some college kids out at 4 in the morning dragging each other on a sled behind a bike. its too entertaining to call the cops
just bailed mom out of jail. Tell me i'm not the favorite child
Dude. I've never been with a guy who just wanted to go down on me all the time including while I'm shooting zombies on call of duty. My life is complete.
Your vagina doesn't want to be violated with garnishes. I get it.
Sex aside I am really scared about Syria...
Yeah. Got a major ego boost when she said she felt like she had just fucked King Arthur. Buying some donuts later to celebrate with, wanna join?
facebook is just a cold reminder of all the times other bitches won my hookups
Why was I drunk tweeting incorrect Beyonce lyrics last night?
I'm counting my small victories this morning. For instance, I haven't puked at work yet.
I just don't wanna be that girl with no ride and no pants
But Keith is doing MDMA for New Years and he's 39.
Keith has a beautiful 20 year old girlfriend, a good job and a cute puppy. We can't all be Keith.
But I want to be Keith.
We are best friends because we can vomit simultaneously in the same toilet and not care
I dont think you understand. A NOODLE FELL OUT OF MY VAGINA! I DEMAND TO KNOW WHAT YOU DID TO ME LAST NIGHT!
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