So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
By the way the awkward moment from yesterday is now a bad situation I have to figure out.
Thank you Grey Goose.
Cleveland boys shit in their own pumpkins in their own living room. Got pictures to prove it.
about to play the homeward bound drinking game. alone. what are you doing tonight?
he said I was the best sex he's ever had, handed me a burger king crown and told me to take my walk of shame with pride
Just tell him to eat fruit before so it tastes good. Then it's just like shotgunning a smoothie
After four attempts, his condom would not flush. I had to remove it with salad tongs.
Bro what are you doing Thursday the day before I go to jail??
He motorboated me, gave me a business card that said congratulations on my motorboat, then disappeared into the night.
Find him and marry him.
Aaaaand my mom is wearing jeggings...
I snapchatted him 4 pictures of me as Tarzan's dad so if he never talks to me again at least we'll know why
Is kiddo a correct name to call someone who you stuck your dick in?
I was trying to decide if i was still high whenever i realized i was pressing the buttons on the microwave cause i liked the sound.
Want ramen today?
I need a salad
SALAD DOESNT WARM YOUR HEART AND BELLY
I finally selected an outfit that says "I'm not easy" but still shows off the tittays.
Randomize
