Awesome. Ask her out.
Nope. She's got a detail of ed hardy security around her.
maybe touching the ground while going 70 wasn't such a great idea after all..
I have taken lazynest to a new level. I took a picture of the notes on the board instead of writing them. I win.
A 21st bday and NYE should be illegal to have in the same week...
She threw up everywhere and is crying about a fictional character who died on Grey's Anatomy
If you're missing hair this morning, i'm sorry in advance
next time the cops show up in riot gear we should probably leave
and miss being on the news....no way
The 30 seconds of sex was almost worth it...I mean he did smoke me out and watched the princess and the frog with me
Side note, we are 25 fighting over our sophmore year RAs Drunk facebook attention
Besides. I seriously had a dream that George W Bush came over and slapped some tabs down on my kitchen counter and said "let's get juiced.". It was a sign to not get too fucked up
Are you complaining because you're getting too much sex to find the time to masturbate?
Well, when you say it like that it sounds silly.
I just saw a herd of slutty loofahs run down the street...
Never in my life did I think i would give a blow job in the bathroom of my old elementary school. Twice.
If a guy makes a dick joke within 24 hrs of matching am I just setting myself up for disaster if I say yes to a date lol
NOT PREGNANT according to the two dollar tree pregnancy tests I took in the tacobell bathroom. Come meet me at tacobell for celebratory soft tacos.
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