Sooo i definitely have a major burn on my chin from kenny's ...stubble from making out for hours while coked up. Pure class.
I wish i knew how bad drinking and hieghts were before i got up here
Ive been sitting around naked watching magic on youtube.
yes he's amazing in bed. he made me like, black out. everything went black it was weird. so yes, i'd fuck him again. plus, he has every season of buffy on dvd
So two questions...why am I covered in muffins and are there pictures of this.
One of my preschool students told me today that it's not pollution that makes the water in lakes unclean. It's the hobos. I was absolutely speechless. And just so proud.
Oh man. Realized I was high when I realized how long I'd been watching Roseanne
He held back my hair as I puked, then kindly asked me to slightly move my head over and pissed right next to my face.
BECAUSE THIS IS AMERICA AND DONUTS AND TITTIES AND ALCOHOL IS WHAT THIS COUNTRY WAS FOUNDED ON
I AM CRUING IT IS 93:2 AM AND I AM CYGIN INT BED
My boss just lit a candle and said a prayer to get laid tonight ..
I'm sorry I called your mother a reasonably-priced receptacle.
These tits shall not be calmed
Ok, you agree to the terms? We can have sex, but this doesn't mean we're back together...it just means we're working on things. Got it? Sign here.
I'm eating an ice cream cone and pooping. Don't know how I'm gonna wipe.
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