Singing into hair straightener during spice girls....sooo dangerous
i just discovered how you can fold down the cardboard sleeve on a hot pocket. Life just got a whole lot easier.
She was asian and in a relationship... my two weaknesses
DO NOT EAT ONE OF DONOVANS WEED RICE CRISPIES. I REPEAT DO NOT EAT IF YOU VALUE YOUR EYE BALLS
Dude I've kinda accepted I may leave Nola with the clap.
No. I'm drinking straight up vodka right now. With a pineapple in it.
That'll put some boobs in that bra.
First stoner thought of the day: Life would be so much better if there were more things that were biscuits and gravy flavored.
I'm wearing a utility belt filled with alcohol
Jailed a totally belligerent hot guy. That was probably my most thorough pat down. Ever.
I'll call it a tollerance break and either will be celebrating my new job with a bowl or will be smoking my sadness away from not getting the job. Either way.
I enjoy the level of friendship we have achieved until you ask me to determine what may or may not be gentile warts via iphone pic
I'm far too poor to be letting my hookups wear my shirts home. I'm down to about a total of 8 shirts and have no intention of buying more
She was nothing like her profile said, we had nothing in common, and her picture mustve been like 30 pounds ago. But yeah we hooked up
I just group texted a dick pic. Wonder who'll respond back first. Ashley Stacey or my stepmom
It’s the universal cock block of this decade
FUCK THE COCKBLOCK 19
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