I took shrooms, thc and molly but its okay i'm surrounded by freaks
WHO ATE OUR COOKIES WHAT THE FUCK THOSE WERE GOURMET
My life is like a Sweet Valley High book but with lots of alcohol.
That's the last time I fill my pockets with sushi.
Seriously... Things should be way more awkward... The entire female half of the bridal party INCLUDING THE BRIDE blew me in high school....
Am I the only one that feels like there are hundreds of tiny people having a rave and stomping and kicking around inside my head this morning?
second roommate of the year to get clamydia. go life.
drinking from the bathtub cause I'm too lazy to walk downstairs and too thirsty to care
I just gave a bum a ride back to his bench. Columbus is weird but I like it.
i'm just really offended he didn't want to have breakup sex. like that was the only thing i was really looking forward to
No biggie, just trying to keep my liver function in the green
I made him cum so hard he couldn't play video games for like an hour. I've never been more proud of myself.
Got arrested last night. My cell mate just added me on Facebook.
I wasn't going to drink. Then there was alcohol so I gave that up.
Omg I'm having dinner at chilli's with a guy who is arguing that getting a weed leaf tatoo on his neck will prevent him from getting a job as a dental assistant
Well that actually sounds reasonable
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