with her its the mind over matter factor, i dont mind and she dont matter
wow, farting in latex pants is really awkward.
booty call
i swear to god if you come over i will kick you in the pussy.
theres no point in washing my sheets anymore. its always going to be a fine layer of booze and semen.
Going to a jewelry store high is not a good idea. I look like mr.t's wife.
third eye blind makes so much more sense now that i have a drug problem
I thought about farting is his face when he was going down on me last nite.
I cannot believe we're comparing my vagina to Mary Poppins and a black hole.
Also, not pregnant! Way to go uterus! Good job on being a team player!
If he tries to stick his thumb up my butt again im going to rip his dick off with my vagina
I told you those kegels would come in handy one day
Apparently getting a blow job in the mens room from the bar owners daughter will get you kicked out.
Sorry, I was watching the Olympic story about the Canadian guy and drinking out of the prescription bottle and crying because it was so beautiful.
You just want me for my pizza coupons and my penis.
A relationship is waiting for him to fall asleep so you can cum (finally!) while watching porn
Sometimes I get confused on who I really actually know and who's lives I just know everything about via internet. Its a fine line
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